Tofu and Big Red

It's been a long time since we'd stopped at the City Meat Market. Nothing had changed. Except my memory, I forgot to get my Big Red as we were leaving. You could eat the ceiling back in the pit room! And while I'm thinking about it I heard on NPR, so it must be true!, that eating a lot of tofu leads to dementia. I'm pretty sure that's NOT why I forgot my Big Red.